On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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