D3 body, D1 cock
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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