Where did you get a picture of my penis
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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