saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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