a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Is it because I queefed?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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