You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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