I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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