just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
This house was built for laser tag.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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