Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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