Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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