I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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