i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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