I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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