Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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