i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Randomize
