You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
