Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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