please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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