if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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