I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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