doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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