Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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