Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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