talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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