Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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