this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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