Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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