id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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