But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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