wat bout pragnant strippers??
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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