The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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