please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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