Too much gin, very little bucket
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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