how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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