Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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