Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
