so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I have post one night stand depression
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
