I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize
