Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
my liver is dry heaving
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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