just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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