ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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