You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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