do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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