I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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