my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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