he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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