it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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