Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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