Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
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