6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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