at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
two words...techno handjob
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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