No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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