rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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