Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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